NEVER HEARD OF IT.
KIND OF LIKE A JEFF FOXWORTHY-TYPE
THING, BUT ABOUT EAGLETON.
THAT GUY MARK
JUST FELL IN THE PIT!
FOR REAL, TOM. THIS PLACE IS SAD.
THAT I THINK WILL MAKE
EVERYBODY HAPPY.
BACK TO WORK, EVERYONE.
AND WHY EXACTLY
WOULD I DO THAT?
YOU ALSO DROPPED THAT, CLUMSY.
YOU ALL SET?
BECAUSE I WAS
TOO BUSY HOOKING UP WITH GUYS.
- OKAY, WHAT'S IN THERE?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I AM MR. MEAGLE,
BUT WE'RE DIVORCED.
MY MOTHER IS AN AMERICAN.
THAT THE CALL "CHILD SIZE."
THE REST ARE ALL SMUDGES.
WAIT, I CAN RENT IT TO YOU.
EXCELLENT.
WELL, THANK YOU.
PEACE OUT, MY DUDES.
YOU CANNOT CALL THE POLICE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WELL, WE BOTH ARE IN
SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS.
IT'S READABLE AND COMPACT,
IT'S ALL ON ONE PAGE.
AND, YES, EVERY TOWN CLAIMS
ITS DINER'S WAFFLES