FLIP THROUGH THIS BINDER, MAKE A NOTE
OF ANYONE WHO INTERESTS YOU,
UM, ONE SMALL ANNOUNCEMENT:
YOU READY TO ROCK THIS PROFILE?
I'M JUST TRYING TO WIN.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING
THAT UP IN FRONT OF A REPORTER.
THAT'S GREAT!
THEY HELP FRIENDS
FIND HAPPINESS.
CAN I HAVE JUST A LITTLE BIT
OF TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT?
MOST PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY
SAY "THE DEETS."
THEY WERE GONNA PUT
FLECKED LINOLEUM
- MY GOD, THIS IS AMAZING.
- THAT'S SPARKLING CIDER.
OH, LOOK, KAY HANLEY, ROCK STAR,
THANKS FOR COMING BY.
I'M SOR...
TOM, GO GET WATER.
WHOA, SEWAGE JOE.
YOU GUYS MADE
THIS MESS IN A WEEK?
LESLIE BARBARA KNOPE
WAS BORN ON JANUARY 18, 1975.
RON, THEY'RE STATE AUDITORS.
IMAGINE SOMEONE
NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION.
OKAY.
NOW, I SEE THEM.
BECAUSE BEN WAS KICKING HIS ASS.
CAN I SEE THAT BAD BOY?
WITH THE CAMPAIGN--
I GOT YOU SOMETHING TOO.
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.