$75,000?

OH, MY GOD.

OH, YES, FROM
KERNSTON RUBBER NIPPLES.

DO THEY DO THAT TO ME?

NEED MY BUDDY, MARK THE CITY
PLANNER, TO SIGN OFF ON THE PLANS.

OH, OH, OH.
DON'T KEEP HIM TOO LONG.

SO I HAVE TO BE LIKE
HER STRESS SHAMWOW.

NOT ONE OF THEM GAVE US THE
REACTION THAT WE WERE HOPING FOR.

HEY, SORRY TO
INTERRUPT THE LOVE FEST,

YOU GOT JAMMED
BY YOUR OWN TEAM.

WHETHER IT'S GIRL-ON-GIRL
ACTION, BONDAGE, OR...

HE'S LIKE A GIANT PUPPY
WITH NO SHAME.

OKAY, LOOK, THIS INTERVIEW
IS A BIG DEAL, YOU GUYS.

AND WHAT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ABOUT A SWANSON
IS YOU CAN REALLY USE IT FOR ANYTHING.

"WELL, WELL, WELL..."

YOU'RE DOIN' GREAT.
GODSPEED.

EACH AND EVERY
AMERICAN CITIZEN,

YOU GAVE TOM ALL YOUR MONEY?

THIS NEXT BAND AGREED TO
REUNITE FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY,

518.

- WE JUST NEED TEN MINUTES
OF YOUR TIME. - TO DO WHAT?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TAKE THE DAY OFF.

WELL, ACTUALLY,
ONE IN 8,000.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT
THAT HE TURNED OUT TO BE...