HEY, LISTEN, KEEP YOUR MOUTHS
SHUT ABOUT THE AFFIDAVIT,
WHICH MEANS I'M THE ONE
THAT SUCCUMBS.
OKAY, I NEED TO HAVE JAMM
FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS PLACE,
WE'RE GOING WITH THIS ONE.
GO AHEAD,
MY DAD MADE 'EM.
- GOING ONCE, GOING...
- HERE WE GO.
I GUESS I'M PROUD OF ME.
THAT'S WHERE CHAMPION
CAME FROM.
PLEASE REMEMBER,
THIS IS A GOVERNMENT PROJECT,
YOU'RE--MY NAME JUST
CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
YOU NEED FACTS TO
MAKE YOUR CASE.
- I DISAGREE WITH CARL.
- OKAY.
THE BULGE IS A GAY BAR?
YOU'RE GONE.
THIS WHOLE DEXHART THING IS NOT MAKING ME
FEEL VERY ATTACHED TO PAWNEE RIGHT NOW.
LESLIE AND BEN ARE ENGAGED!
THAT IS OUR ACTUAL SITUATION.
IT'S BRILLIANT--
ABOUT A BILLION TIMES BETTER
NO, I DIDN'T WIN.
OH, NO!
PAWNEE HAS BEEN HIT WITH...
HE'S NOT A MONSTER.
OKAY, EAGLETON RON. I THINK IT
MIGHT BE TIME FOR YOU TO GO.
ANDY DWYER, SECURITY,
SWEETS, BODY MAN.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
- LET'S GO WATCH THE PARADE.