BUT RIGHT NOW, TO BEGIN WITH, LET'S START
THINGS OFF IN OUR TELETHON WITH A SONG.
FILLED
WITH UNEXPECTED CHALLENGES.
THAT'S THE WAY TO SHOOT THE
BALL, CHIGNOLI. HUSTLE BACK.
THAT'S WHAT
HE SAYS HE WANTS.
BUT I DO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT
HEARTBREAK. AND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DOES?
I'M--I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO MAKE ME HAPPY.
AND FULL OF SPIDERS.
WHO EVEN ARE YOU?
OH, YOU'RE JOKING
AROUND RIGHT NOW.
- NOT A QUESTION.
- OKAY, READY?
YOU NEED PASSION,
ZEAL, SHOWMANSHIP.
- DAMN IT!
- I AM THE PANTS KING! BOW TO ME.
CLUB'S GONNA BE DOPE.
BUT THE ASIAN GUY
ALSO HAS A RACIST HAT ON,
- NO.
- OKAY.
AND WE MIGHT EVEN BE ABLE
TO PULL IT OFF UNDER BUDGET.
OKAY?
GENDER.
OH...
ADJUST.
IT'S WHAT WE
IN THE JAMM FAMILY CALL...
I DO NOT LIE. THEREFORE,
I DO NOT JOKE.
OH, GOD. OH, NO.
FOR WEEKS.
MY POINT IS, SWEETUMS IS AN
EVIL, PROFIT-HUNGRY CORPORATION