HE TURNS IT ON WHEN HE HAS TO,
I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE, DUMMY.
I CARE.
AND SPECIAL VIP
SHRIMP DISTRIBUTOR
YEAH, NO, IT'S OKAY.
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
THEN IT TURNED OUT HE WAS THE SINGLE
WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET.
OH, NO, BEN!
- NO.
- OKAY.
I MEAN, I GUESS I JUST
NEED TO LEAVE BEN ALONE.
HMM. YOU SEEM TO
HAVE A $40 LATE FEE
HAS, LIKE, 2 MILLION
HITS ON YOUTUBE.
- I'M SORRY. I DON'T--
- DON'T BE SORRY. I MEAN IF YOU THINK
AND IT'S WELL WITHIN MY FISCAL RANGE.
EAGLETONIANS ARE, WITHOUT EXCEPTION,
YOU WANNA GUESS WHO IT IS?
IT'S RON SWANSON!
THAT WILL DEFINITIVELY PROVE--
WAS ALL OF THIS--
ALL THE SNEAKING AROUND,
WOW, DONNA.
SIR?
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,
A PAIR OF CARGO PANTS?
THAT'S NOT A NAME.
I DON'T HAVE A NIECE.
IN FACT, I DON'T KNOW WHY
THEY CALL IT A "CAM-PAIN."
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
IS LESLIE'S WORK UNSATISFACTORY?
VALENTINE'S DAY
WAS A MONTH AGO.
- THAT'S WHO THAT WAS?
- NO.