YEAH, I JUST GOTTA BE HONEST.

I DON'T KNOW, LESLIE.
WHY DON'T YOU SEE A MOVIE OR GO SHOPPING?

CONDOMS WITH PICTURES
ON THEM.

COME CHECK OUT MY TENT.
I ORDERED A BUNCH OF CRAP OFF SKYMALL.

AND ANDY, AFTER WE
BROKE UP, HE TOLD ME

WOW, THANKS FOR NOTHING,
DR. HARRIS.

BOBBY NEWPORT'S NEVER HAD

I AM ONLY HERE BECAUSE I OWE
LESLIE A THOUSAND FAVORS.

ICE TOWN.

YOU'LL TRAVEL,
AND YOU WILL MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE.

THAT'S A PROBLEM FOR ME.

EVERY YEAR,
WE KICK OFF THE SUMMER

BY ATTACKING THE SWEETUMS
SCHOOL LUNCH PROGRAM,

ALRIGHT, PEOPLE.

THIS IS VERY BAD LUCK,
TURN AROUND.

- ALL RIGHT, COOL.
- GREAT.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
SEE YOU LATER, RON.

LIBERTARIANISM IS ALL
ABOUT INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY.

IN PARKS AND REC HISTORY.

ANDY, YOU'RE NEXT.

SHE POPPIN',
SHE ROLLIN', SHE ROLLIN'

THE STORY OF THIS SITUATION IS

I HAVE GOTTEN YOU EACH
TWO GIFTS.

WAIT! YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT EVIDENCE.