SO I SHOULD COME CLEAN.

THE DETLEF SCHREMPF?

AND I'M JUST
GOVERNMENT JUNIOR.

THIS TOWN IS NOT BETTER OFF.

SO YOU GO WITH LAURA, WHO SEEMS REALLY
NICE AND DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE TORTURED.

HAS RENTED OUT TURNBILL MANSION

WELL, THE FACT REMAINS
THIS IS PERFECTLY LEGAL.

"SHE SPENDS EVERY WAKING MOMENT THINKING
OF NEW WAYS TO MAKE HER FRIENDS HAPPY.

- IT'LL BE FINE.
- NO, NOT THE CONCERT.

- AH!
- OKAY.

NO TAKE-BACKS WHEN WE
SOBER UP, THOUGH, PARTNER.

DOORBELL!

AND SO, SHE KIND OF
UNWILLINGLY BECOME THE

WHILE MY PARENTS
SLOWLY STRANGLE EACH OTHER

YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF CAKE
CAN'T BE BIRTHDAY CAKE.

AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.

MOUSE RAT.

NOPE.

WITHOUT CUTTING
THE PARKS BUDGET.

I BOUGHT 12 BABIES,

- ARE YOU RON SWANSON?
- I AM.

NO, OF COURSE.
YEAH, NO, I JUST--

THEY WERE DUDS, RON.

BUT WHAT IF I'M NOT?
WHAT IF I'M NOT?