I MEAN, LIKE EVERYTHING
THAT YOU PUT YOUR PAWS ON.

EVER SINCE I GOT MY FIRST JOB
AT THE AGE OF NINE,

- GREAT!
- YEAH.

SO, SUCK IT, THE ALAMO.

LOOK, HERE'S THE ONE, TWO,
THREE OF THE SITUATION.

- THAT'S NOT FAIR.
- THIS MERGER IS SO FRAGILE,

HI, SCOTT.

I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULD
DO YOU ANY FAVORS.

DREAM WITH ME
FOR A SECOND, ANN.

I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO GET A GIRL A
CLICHéD VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT BEFORE.

BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD.
- THANKS, STEPH.

IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE
BEST-CASE SCENARIO.

LET'S GO.
OH, OKAY.

- ANDY. ANDY.
- DONE.

THE PAWNEE SUN HAS BEEN
ONE STEP AHEAD OF ME FOR MONTHS.

OH.

AND YOU'RE NOT ALONE.
YOU'VE GOT... LOTS OF FRIENDS.

MARK, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

- BEN WYATT.
- HI.

THANK YOU.
WAIT, WHY IS CHRIS CRYING?

YEAH. LET'S GO.

WHO'S THIS PERSON?

AND HE SHOT UP REALLY FAST,
AND HE GOT THE BENDS.

I'VE BEEN PRACTICING IT
THE WHOLE WAY OVER HERE.