BUT RIGHT NOW, TO BEGIN WITH, LET'S START
THINGS OFF IN OUR TELETHON WITH A SONG.

FILLED
WITH UNEXPECTED CHALLENGES.

THAT'S THE WAY TO SHOOT THE
BALL, CHIGNOLI. HUSTLE BACK.

THAT'S WHAT
HE SAYS HE WANTS.

BUT I DO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT
HEARTBREAK. AND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DOES?

I'M--I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO MAKE ME HAPPY.

AND FULL OF SPIDERS.

WHO EVEN ARE YOU?

OH, YOU'RE JOKING
AROUND RIGHT NOW.

- NOT A QUESTION.
- OKAY, READY?

YOU NEED PASSION,
ZEAL, SHOWMANSHIP.

- DAMN IT!
- I AM THE PANTS KING! BOW TO ME.

CLUB'S GONNA BE DOPE.

BUT THE ASIAN GUY
ALSO HAS A RACIST HAT ON,

- NO.
- OKAY.

AND WE MIGHT EVEN BE ABLE
TO PULL IT OFF UNDER BUDGET.

OKAY?
GENDER.

OH...

ADJUST.

IT'S WHAT WE
IN THE JAMM FAMILY CALL...

I DO NOT LIE. THEREFORE,
I DO NOT JOKE.

OH, GOD. OH, NO.

FOR WEEKS.

MY POINT IS, SWEETUMS IS AN
EVIL, PROFIT-HUNGRY CORPORATION