WELL, THAT'S NICE.

NO. YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART
IS IS I WANNA BE PARKS DIRECTOR.

NO, I'M NOT.

AND HE HASN'T SEEN HER SINCE.

MAN, THIS GUY'S TOUGHER
THAN I THOUGHT.

DID THAT WOMAN CALL
MY CHAIR "DELICIOUS"?

- WON'T YOU DO IT FOR FREE?
- NOPE.

YOU KNOW, CHRIS,
EVERY PARENT MAKES MISTAKES.

THAT'S KIND OF THE POINT.
WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER?

YOU SOUND LIKE DEAN MARTIN.

AND ANSWER A COUPLE OF
QUESTIONS I'VE COMPILED.

APRIL?

UNTIL I GOT THIS DONE.

BECAUSE, ULTIMATELY,

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.

OH, ME?
# T-TOAST #

- YOU WANT A DRINK?
- VERY MUCH.

NO, I DIDN'T SAY
"LEARNING-DISABLED."

BECAUSE OF A LOCAL DISASTER,

ACUPUNCTURE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

I MEAN, GOOD NEWS IS,
WE CAN CALL IT A NIGHT

SHINES LIKE A JEWEL
IN PAWNEE'S BEAUTIFUL CROWN.

FROM A WEBSITE,
AFTER A FEW GLASSES OF WINE.