RIGHT. SMASHING.
HALF WOMAN,
HALF HORSE, WITH WHAT
OH, NO!
ANDY, PUT THAT DOWN.
OF COURSE.
"TOM'S BISTRO."
YOUR SLIGHT BUT POWERFUL BODY.
AND YOU CAN ALL JUST SIT
THERE, PULLING ON YOUR PUDS.
JUST FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS,
EXPRESS AN INTEREST IN IT,
68% OF PAWNEEANS
NOW BELIEVE YOU'RE LYING
COME ON IN.
I AM THE DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF THE
PARKS AND RECREATION DEPARTMENT,
FOR MY PROM DATE,
SARAH WEISS.
DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
EVERYTHING I JUST TOLD YOU
WAS JUST A FUNNY PRANK.
I CAN'T MAKE A GOOD SOUP, CAN'T
DO A HANDSTAND IN A POOL,
SO IF YOU EVER NEED
RON FOR ANY REASON,
I THINK IT'S MEAN THAT
YOU DIDN'T DO A SQUARE FOR ME.
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
- NOR I HER.
- "NOR I HER."
YOU LIKE DANCING?
DROP THE MICROPHONE. GET OUT OF
THAT BITCH.
SO I'M GOING BACK TO ACCOUNTING.
BECAUSE HE WAS STUPID AND I HATED HIM.