FLIP THROUGH THIS BINDER, MAKE A NOTE
OF ANYONE WHO INTERESTS YOU,

ONE OF THE FIVE WOMEN
WHO WERE AT THE CABIN--

EASY. INDIANAPOLIS COLTS'
REGGIE WAYNE JERSEY,

AND DYNAMITE BLEW UP HIS FACE.

USING THE MOST POWERFUL
WEAPON I HAVE--

JUST GO WITH THE CLOSING
STATEMENT WE REHEARSED.

HEY, YOU ARE FROM
EAGLETON, RIGHT?

THAT'S CRAZIER THAN MAYOR
GUNDERSON'S DOG, RUFUS.

I NEED TO GO
CHECK MY E-MAIL.

IT USED TO BRING JOY
TO HUNDREDS OF PAWNEE FAMILIES,

SO, I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT THIS
YEAR'S DOROTHY EVERTON SMYTHE AWARD

POSTPONE?

I KNOW, CRAZY, RIGHT?
REAL ESTATE.

WELL,
LIKE ANY MARRIED COUPLE,

ROGER THAT.

UGH, THIS KID MAKES ME CRAZY.

BUT WE WOULDN'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU

HEY!

BUT ALL D1'S WILL BE TERMINATED
IN TWO WEEKS.

I THINK IT'S MEAN THAT
YOU DIDN'T DO A SQUARE FOR ME.

I BROKE UP WITH ANN.
YEAH.

I HOPE I'M NOT GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN
TO YOU THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY OWN ME.

SON. THAT IS ONE
HELL OF A COSTUME.

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