NO, I ALWAYS WRITE MY OWN NAME.

PRESIDENT OF BEING ON EVERY
CHANNEL ALL THE TIME?

YOU ARE SMART AND CAPABLE.

SO I CAN GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

OH.
THAT'S GREAT.

HE'S GONNA FREAK OUT
ABOUT HOW AWESOME YOU ARE.

OH, WHERE DID YOU FIND IT?

WHAT?
BITCHES BE CRAZY.

NO.

I DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE,

RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.

AND SUDDENLY EVERYBODY'S
FREAKING OUT?

- YEAH, IF YOU'RE QUIET.
- OKAY.

UH-HUH.

- SORRY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?

ALRIGHT, PEOPLE.

YOU WANNA SEEM AVAILABLE,
BUT NOT TOO AVAILABLE.

BUT YOU CHOSE A LIFE
IN POLITICS.

AND I'VE HEARD HUNDREDS
OF CHARITY PITCHES,

IT'S MOSTLY FILLED WITH BORING,
BUREAUCRATIC LANGUAGE, SO

YOU GOT MONEY TO
PAY FOR THOSE DRINKS?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU SHOULD JUST
COPY THE EAGLETON ONE.

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO STARE INTO
THE EYE OF SATAN'S BUTTHOLE?